Finally the definitive truth we all seek. LOL!!!
Greetings Earth Losers!
Before I begin this week’s edition of “Ask the Alien,” the only column that allows Earthlings to consult the wisdom of a higher species in an effort to make your world a smarter place, my Supreme and Unquestionable Overlord, the Mighty Potentate, has asked me to repeat an announcement he made earlier this week:
Our planet, whose name is none of your business, is not Kepler 452-b. There is no life on that planet and no, there are not really aliens who live there who have been instructed to turn off all the lights until your satellite leaves. Also, stop using the satellite to beam reality television programs into this planet’s air waves. If anyone lives there, they are most likely an asexual race and thus have no use for your Kim Kardashian.
In summation, nothing to see here, so moving along.
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